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Amazombie, the warehouse unlike any other. It is staffed by eight dedicated zombies, known for their peculiar work ethic. Laura, the diligent packer, had a tendency to mix up orders but managed to send customers the most unusual combinations of items.
Stanley, or Stan for short, was the zombie driver who skillfully maneuvered his delivery truck through the rubble-strewn streets, leaving behind a trail of lost packages. Susie, affectionately referred to as Stowbie, had a knack for misplacing products. You'd often find shoes in the book section and toilet paper in electronics.
Henry was the picker, tirelessly searching for items in the vast, dimly lit warehouse. He'd sometimes get distracted, leading to bizarre pairings like garden gnomes with kitchen appliances. Patricia, or Patty Z, the sorter, had a habit of turning everything into a game. She sorted packages into "undead" and "super undead" categories, leaving customers puzzled.
Frank, the custodian, was responsible for cleaning up messes—both accidental and intentional. He often mistook coffee spills for bloodstains, causing eerie confusion. Meanwhile, Vince, also known as Vinnie, was the water spider, zipping around the warehouse on his one human hand and one zombie appendage hand named Handy. Handy occasionally wandered off, creating hilarious chaos as Vince searched for it amidst the shelves.
Despite their undead state, the Amazombie warehouse team managed they bring a touch of absurdity and humor to their post-apocalyptic world. The Amazombie customers, are a bit perplexed by their orders, but cant help but smile at the many packages they received from the Amazombie team.
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